Chicken On The Roof!

Sitting in the living room at the Sac House, watching No Reservations and Bizarre Foods.. And the cry goes out. "Kaaat!"
Usually, this means there's something someone else is afraid of that needs taking care of.
"There's a chicken in the yard!"
"...a chicken?!"
"There's a CHICKEN in the YARD."
"OH MY GOD IF I CATCH IT CAN I KEEP IT?!"
So.. there's this chicken in the back yard, nearly on the porch. A tiny pullet that looks so cute and SO lost. I ask for bread and hurry out, calling to it.
Apparently, this chick isn't a lost pet, as she fled me the whole time, eventually skipping up to the roof. She's still up there.